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Short Torsos

[cloud] — Thu, 09 Dec 2010 12:27:59 +0000

This is hilariously cute and funny.

NTD 5,000,000 Garbage Truck?

[cloud] — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 15:02:32 +0000

A recent news involving a BMW 750i experiencing engine shutting down 3 to 4 times over the period of one year, and the owner got so upset he printed the following texts “äº”ç™¾è¬ åžƒåœ¾è»Š å¤§ç¬¨è›‹”, which translates to “A 5 million dollar garbage truck” on the bonnet of the car.

NTD 5,000,000 is around USD 163,543.00.

Apparently the owner returned this car to the BMW dealer playing typical garbage collecting music, demanding for an explanation.

BMW explained it wasn’t the cars fault too. Mmmm… if my next car is to choose between a BMW or a Merc, I think the choice is pretty obvious.

Funny

[cloud] — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 13:36:18 +0000

Something funny I got from email this morning…

Man catches cheating wife with Wii

[cloud] — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 14:57:07 +0000

Another rather funny news…from The Inquirer

TOP OF THE LIST of bizarre ways to find out about your partner’s indiscretions has to be through your Nintendo Wii console, but that’s what seems to have happened to a US Iraq veteran.

Returning home from a tour of duty, Tony confronted his wife about rumours she had been seeing another man – gossip she furiously denied. But playing on his Wii, Tony discovered an in-game character designed to look like his wife’s alleged lover – and a closer examination of Wii Calendar, which logs gaming activity on the console, showed that the two had played together many nights whilst he was in Iraq.

Tony has now filed for divorce but the incident begs the question – what kind of illicit lover creates a character in his own likeness on his lover’s partner’s games console, then leaves it around for hubby to find? A stupid one, we suspect.

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Funny Ear Picks

[cloud] — Thu, 07 Jun 2007 14:06:52 +0000

Some funny looking ear picks at work.

This one is in the form of a lady.

This one is a bear but the ear pick is poking through the head, and the bear looks to be very annoyed.

Group shot, even though I do not see the purpose of doing this.

My God, I must be real bored.

Sticker Photo

[cloud] — Sun, 27 May 2007 15:54:39 +0000

It has been a while it I had taken sticker photos. My God, these sticker machines really are complex to use nowadays, compared to the ones I used six years ago, there are just so many more features and actions you can use!!

We took about ten, and picked five which we found the best and printed them. There is one that I particularly like, I just find it real funny.

Let’s Vote

[cloud] — Mon, 12 Mar 2007 13:34:55 +0000

For 2007′s oddest book title. There are actually quite funny, and the nominees are…

Tattooed Mountain Women and Spoon Boxes of Daghestan
How Green Were the Nazis?
D. Di Mascio’s Delicious Ice Cream: D. Di Mascio of Coventry? An Ice Cream Company of Repute, with an Interesting and Varied Fleet of Ice Cream Vans
The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America: A Guide to Field Identification
Proceedings of the Eighteenth International Seaweed Symposium
Better Never To Have Been: The Harm of Coming Into Existence

Man, these are sure odd books indeed. You can make your vote here, even though I don’t even know if there is a purpose of making a vote at all. I just find these titles funny.

The last title sounds quite interesting though, mmmmmm…